![]() ![]() “Oh, I’m sure we’ll be able to lick you into shape.”Īs the first Black Bond girl, it’s really bizarre just how weirdly Gloria Henry’s Rosie Carver is treated in Live And Let Die. One last bit – you can hate the fourth-wall breaking joke by George Lazenby’s James Bond all you want, where he says, “This never happened to the other guy,” but your problem there is really the decision to break the fourth wall, right? It’s not really the line, so I am not counting that one. I’ll typically do Honorable Mentions for these top fives, but there are SO MANY Bond pun that I’m going to avoid it this time out. The worst the stretch, the higher the rank. They’re just stupid one-liners.įor this list, then, I’m looking at examples where Bond goes beyond simple one-liners and stretches the pun to the point of absurdity. Bond saying, “I think he got the point” when a dude is killed via a harpoon. Positively shocking.” when a guy is electrocuted to death vs. They’re almost all terrible, but they’re just a given for the series, so there’s no real way to judge Bond saying, “Shocking. #JAMES BOND ONE ILINER TV#The second is that I’m discounting all of the super quick one-liners, Bond’s equivalent to Robin’s “Holy _” puns from the Batman TV series. There are some TERRIBLE puns by other characters in the Bond films, but I’m only talking about lines said by Bond himself (otherwise, “He’s attempting re-entry” would likely be #1 on the list). ![]() The first is that I’m only talking about puns made by James Bond himself, not other characters. Some of these puns are TERRIBLE and so I’m going to count down the worst offenders.Ī couple of ground rules. ![]() We all know that the James Bond films are filled with, for lack of a better term, “Dad Jokes,” only often also with some awkward double entendres thrown in there, as well (this was especially evident in the early films, when racier subject matter was less acceptable). This is Top Five, where I rank certain pieces of pop culture. #JAMES BOND ONE ILINER MOVIE#Today, we count down the top five worst puns that James Bond has made in his illustrious movie career. ![]()
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